“So you’re a trial lawyer?”
“Yes.”
“How long is the trial period?”
Humor
I’ve been gifted with a quick wit and always love a joke or pun. Whenever one falls out of my head, I drop it in here.
Wrong Doctor
What should you do if you have a toothache but can’t see your dentist? Go to the eye doctor instead.
Good Cat Names
Catastrophe and Cataclysm—for your average cat.
Catatonic—for the old lazy one.
Catalpa—for the cute kitten.
Catamaran—for the Siamese twins.
Food War
…The carrot division was shelling the peas, while the oysters were heavily shelling the beaches…
Baptismal Font
A type script that looks as if it is immersed in water.
Hypochondriac
Have you ever thought that you were a hypochondriac, even though other people tell you that you’re not?
Bald-faced Lie
A species of bird, often claimed extinct. It is reddish with a white mask.
Counting Chickens
Don’t count your chickens before they come home to roost.
Cream of the Crop
A yellowish fatty liquid found in the gizzards of some birds. It is considered a delicacy.