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Humor

I’ve been gifted with a quick wit and always love a joke or pun. Whenever one falls out of my head, I drop it in here.

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Trial Lawyer

March 19, 2017J.D. Grimes Leave a comment

“So you’re a trial lawyer?”

“Yes.”

“How long is the trial period?”

Puns
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Try it on

November 22, 2016J.D. Grimes Leave a comment

If the shoe fits, wear it on the other foot.

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Wrong Doctor

September 7, 2016J.D. Grimes Leave a comment

What should you do if you have a toothache but can’t see your dentist? Go to the eye doctor instead.

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Good Cat Names

June 30, 2016J.D. Grimes Leave a comment

Catastrophe and Cataclysm—for your average cat.

Catatonic—for the old lazy one.

Catalpa—for the cute kitten.

Catamaran—for the Siamese twins.

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Food War

June 29, 2016J.D. Grimes Leave a comment

…The carrot division was shelling the peas, while the oysters were heavily shelling the beaches…

Puns
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Baptismal Font

June 27, 2016J.D. Grimes Leave a comment

A type script that looks as if it is immersed in water.

Puns
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Hypochondriac

June 16, 2016J.D. Grimes Leave a comment

Have you ever thought that you were a hypochondriac, even though other people tell you that you’re not?

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Bald-faced Lie

May 11, 2016J.D. Grimes Leave a comment

A species of bird, often claimed extinct. It is reddish with a white mask.

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Counting Chickens

April 27, 2016J.D. Grimes Leave a comment

Don’t count your chickens before they come home to roost.

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Cream of the Crop

November 17, 2015J.D. Grimes Leave a comment

A yellowish fatty liquid found in the gizzards of some birds. It is considered a delicacy.

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