If the shoe fits, wear it on the other foot.
What should you do if you have a toothache but can’t see your dentist? Go to the eye doctor instead.
Catastrophe and Cataclysm—for your average cat.
Catatonic—for the old lazy one.
Catalpa—for the cute kitten.
Catamaran—for the Siamese twins.
…The carrot division was shelling the peas, while the oysters were heavily shelling the beaches…
A type script that looks as if it is immersed in water.
Have you ever thought that you were a hypochondriac, even though other people tell you that you’re not?
A species of bird, often claimed extinct. It is reddish with a white mask.
Don’t count your chickens before they come home to roost.
A yellowish fatty liquid found in the gizzards of some birds. It is considered a delicacy.
It is a sad day when people are more enraged over the sale of baby body parts than over the murder of the babies. Once the babies are dead, what difference does it make?